Experiencing Bratislava through the eyes of a local, an expat, and a biker.
After a brief introduction to the city, here are some findings of how it is to live here. First, the local bit: By the chance of birth, I understand the Slovak language and get my message across. However, as I never stayed here besides a few vacation visits, the local view doesn't go very far (yet). And so, I found myself battling with some of the local realities like a proper stranger. The weather, for example:
In the Scottish lowlands, you get somewhat consistent weather all year round. It never gets too hot, or too cold. There are no surprises, maybe asides from the wind. On the other hand, the weather in Bratislava can be just downright silly. As the spring began, we had days reaching nearly 30C (85f). I got my swimsuit ready, but hey, it was freezing a day later.
As if the people were mice and the weather was a cat, messing with the folks for the fun of it. Slowly, I am getting used to this, but nearly every day of my first month here, I felt like an incompetent five-year-old who doesn't know what to wear.
Another task that brought awkward moments was grocery shopping. Usually, I take a portable basket instead of the trolleys. Alas, on multiple occasions, there were no baskets available when I got to the store. No worries, get a trolley, right? Well... In the US and the UK stores where I used to shop, you grab your trolley, and off you go. Here, the shopping carts are chained, and you need to unlock them by inserting a coin inside. Then, once you are done with shopping, you return the trolley to the stands, and it gives you your coin back. Easy-peasy, unless you are like me, getting rid of all coins in those self-checkout machines to keep your wallet lighter. Then, I am left to bang my head to those trolleys as I can't unlock them, perhaps in the hope that the thing will break loose, or I get enlightened and won't forget to keep some change next time.
On the positive side, as someone who isn't familiar with the city, I enjoy exploring it.
But sightseeing also provided some odd experiences, as I moved in during the Covid-affected world. Streets that would normally be bursting with visitors and busy beer gardens were nearly empty. Understandably, the pandemic left the city with a somehow hostile feel.
Thankfully, I could still see a bit of the city and beyond thanks to the few exceptions in the similar stay-at-home order as the UK had. I found my way around, and I must say, Bratislava is beautiful! It surpassed my expectations by a long shot. Apart from some architecture, I like its geographical settings. There are flatlands, hills, and a river that goes through it.
Such disposition opens arrays of possibilities for an active lifestyle.
I already hinted at which activity I'll focus on in this post:
Biking excitement in Bratislava runs high. One of the first things I noticed in the city was countless billboards advertising bikes. They meant that there must be a huge market for bikes, and therefore a strong cycling community. Yey!
I brought my bike with me; however, Bratislava has also the same convenient bike-sharing scheme that I loved in China.
The difference is that the Chinese bikes had finger-operated rear brakes but no visibility features, whereas the ones in Slovakia have coaster brakes but front and rear lights as well as reflectors on the sides. So, while you lose some confidence by worse bike-handling, you gain it by being seen on the streets at night. The rental bikes are fab for commuting, but it isn't where the real fun is. For me, that would be in the hills.
Bratislava has its bike park; naturally, that was one of the first places I went to. I didn't learn about the routes beforehand, and I ended up on a black run. I like natural singletracks that allow playing with some degree of rough terrain, and the first half of the trail was just that, conjuring up a smile on my face.
However, the lovely rock garden was getting steeper and steeper, and in no time, I felt like I went off a rock-climbing location. It became a challenging workout for both my technical abilities and physical strength, and the place quickly reminded me that I am not one of the Athertons siblings by a long shot. Finally, there was a section where I had to ditch all my dignity and walk a few altitude meters down. Pffff. One thing was clear, though: if I want to improve my riding, Bratislava has me covered.
I wanted to explore the hills, though, so I went away from the park, to see if I can find cool trails elsewhere. Surprisingly, on one of my first rides here, I found that hostile atmosphere from the street instead. I run into two other bikers, so I wanted to ask them if there are some nice MTB spots nearby. But my thinking wasn't at its best, as I started the conversation with, "Hello lads, are you locals?"
It was during the times when the government imposed strict measures that one should not go beyond the county where they live unless absolutely necessary. I didn't feel any urge to leave, as everything was new to me anyway. Many others, on the contrary, didn't seem to like staying where they live, and since nobody was checking that rule, it was easier to break than an egg. None of this clicked on me when I asked that question, but I got a swift reminder of the situation, as one of the guys replied: "That ain't your **** business!" They took off, and I was on my own again. Hey ho, what can one do? Nevertheless, exploring by myself brought some pleasant discoveries. Places that I find on my own tend to feel more rewarding than those from a tourist guide anyway.
The MTB trails aren't the only gem to be found in the hills.
The other day I went biking and stumbled on a substantial fence from the Cold War era. As the wall has its best years gone, I had a look at what's behind it, and found an abandoned anti-aircraft missile base. All right then.
After the Eastern Bloc disintegration, the place fell into ruins. Still, browsing empty concrete skeletons of a facility that once stocked the S-125m/SA-3 GOA surface-to-air missiles isn't a dull experience, I'd say. Mainly if you come on a bike!
There's much more to be seen on the hills around the city. That will be another post, tho.
Edit 5/23: It is already online, see the Little Carpathians.
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Published by: Jakub Stepanovic in Stories
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