Collected notes and photos from getting around.
Every time I am flying somewhere, it is a somewhat special moment. It is entering a new dimension away from ordinary life, as all the ads around you presenting those Omega watches, penthouse investments, and 5-stars hotels as affordable, sweet deals.
The actual excitement is in what is to come. A journey to elsewhere. Whether it is for a job or pleasure, it always means some sort of change. It can be just a temporary difference in the environment or a more substantial step into a new chapter of life; these changes often start at airports. And so, here are short stories from some of those I travelled through:
Amsterdam Schiphol (AMS)
The adventure sometimes begins even before reaching the airport. Many of them offer a connection to-and-from the city centre by train. However, while many airports are terminal stations on the railway, the Schiphol's line goes through. This can result in a bit of trouble when you miss the stop — like me in 2017, I fell asleep as soon as I sat down on the train in downtown. And when I woke up, I realised that the train already passed the airport and that I was heading somewhere further into the country. But a few rather uncomfortable jumps between the platforms of the following station and catching a train in the opposite direction thankfully worked, and I made it to the gate in time. Just.
Similar situation I experienced while going to the..
Paris Orly (ORY)
The best way to reach downtown from Orly is by the subway. Piece of cake when you travel from the airport, as there is no room for a mistake. But when I was going back in 2017... Once at the subway station, a train with "Orly" written on it arrived on my platform, and I hopped on. However, later I found out that while there is the connection that goes straight to the airport, there's also a second one, which takes a good size detour through the outskirts. As you probably guessed, I learned it the hard way. When I was looking into my phone, I couldn't believe what the gps was showing. "The map calibration must be messed up," I thought. But then it said "accuracy 2m / 6ft, and I knew that it was me who messed up. The issue was, I planned my time tight, so I'd have hardly any time to spare even if I'll board the correct train. Now, sitting in the wrong one, my nervousness took off faster than a Boeing jet. Counting my chances, I ended getting off the train, running to the main road nearby and hitchhiking. Luckily enough, one guy stopped and saved the day. Ufff!
So we get to the airports, but there's still a room for unexpected before boarding the plane:
Many of my flights from Edinburgh were leaving early in the morning. So early, I ended sleeping in the airport quite a few times. There are a few hotels around, but not being that rich, the terminal had to do. Once in 2019, I fell asleep on a bench, above which was located an emergency button. No worries for an average-sized person, but me being 6'6", it happened that at around 3am, my head dropped right at that button. The thing started beeping, and I had to explain to the person on the other side of the line that there's no disaster; I just fell asleep. Surprisingly, he took it rather well, as if it would happen often. And that might actually be the case, as the next time I came here, the bench was removed.
Most times, Edinburgh proved itself as an efficient and friendly airport. However, when I had a broken knee in 2016, their security workers were so proactive, it was painful. They insisted on checking my leg brace, took it off me, and sent me to the scanner. When I nearly passed out from the pain, they were like, "Ooh, we didn't know that you need it to walk.."
A somehow analogous proactive approach I experienced in..
Chengdu Shuangliu (CTU)
in 2019, I went to the information point to find out where I could get my boarding pass printed, a guy told me the number of the check-in desk, and I said thanks. But just as I turned away, the guy started shouting with an annoyed voice, "Xiexie (Thanks in Chinese), you should say xiexie, no thank you..!" Surprised that asking for directions comes with an unsolicited language lesson, I also noted that the airport had a feel of an overstaffed place. There are three security checkpoints: one at the entrance to the building, the second before entering the ID check zone, and then a third one, the actual security screening. While at all this excitement, I was asked for my passport five times. At least their plugs are working.
Another kind of questionable safety measurements I experienced in:
Chicago O'Hare (ORD)
Chicago was my first entry point to the US, so it was the first place where, as a non-US citizen travelling to the US, I got harassed with questions such as, "Are you, or a member of your family, a member of a terrorist organisation?" Seriously, that's as stupid as if a bank where you want to open an account asked you, "Do you intend to rob us?"
Regardless, ORD is among my favourite airports. While the buildings aren't as stylish as some others, it felt somewhat special every time I passed through. Partially due to its size, partially because of what awaited me beyond the airport's gates.
Another place with a mixed affair is...
London Stansted (STN)
While I lived in London, I liked to fly from/to here, as you can score very cheap flights to pretty much any European destination. The security's all right, most of the time — unless...
Once in 2015, having nothing metal on me besides the zipper on my trousers, the regular scanner started beeping. "We need to scan you in the more advanced scanner." "Aye, no problem," I thought. But these "more advanced" scanners require the scanned person to stand in a particular posture, which can be an issue for a tall person like I am. "Sir, you need to put your arms higher," the officer said while I was touching the scanner's ceiling already. "I don't think I can," I replied, but the guard repeated: "Higher, sir!" So I banged into the ceiling, pointing out that it's not happening. Suddenly another officer ran towards me: "Please, stay calm and focus on the instructions given to you. You need to put your arms all the way up" ~ "We'll be here for long then..." After an examination that I truly can't put the arms any higher than I already had, they run the scanner, which then shown that I had some suspicious content on my back. "What a waste of time and resources!" I thought while one of the guards approached me: "I need to do a personal search. Do you have anything sharp on you, sir?" A few additional moments later: "Ah, nothing. You are free to go."
Another time, 2019, I came here and got stuck in a line for border control. Each person ahead of me took ages to get through. When I finally got to the counter, the agent took my ID card and started asking: "Which airport did you come from?" I answered, and he continued, "Where are you going, and how long are you going to stay here?" Now, this raised a red flag — I know these sorts of questions are common when travelling to a country where you need special visas and such. but when flying within the European Union, you shouldn't be bothered by these questions. So instead of telling the guy a detailed itinerary of my trip, I asked if there's a new regulation requiring him to ask such questions. The guy, surprised, replied: "No, um, I'm just asking, curious." Well, good grief, there are hundreds of people waiting, and he just wanted to chat with folks.
The security, as much as it can be annoying, makes for good stories. More of them I got in...
Prague Václav Havel (PRG)
In 2017, I learned here, that you can be classified as a terrorist when you try to board an airplane with an analogue synthesizer. First, they scanned it from all angles multiple times, then tried to take it apart, and then took it for some sort of chemical examination. Surprise, no TNT was found. To deal with such disappointment, they checked every single item from my backpack, twice as precisely compared to when I went to photograph Obama on a US military base. I couldn't believe what I am seeing. And hearing, too, because the lines they said meanwhile, like: "You could choke someone with a USB cable ... but the TSA approved lock wire would do a better job," left me in speechless.
While some security guards consider things like synth like a lethal weapon, others do not...
London Heathrow (LHR)
..saw me when I was moving from the US to Europe in 2015, and I was carrying massive metal tripods attached to my backpack with no problem.
Moreover, some years before that, I managed to get through with a Swiss knife. It was by accident, I was still new to flying, and I forgot to put it into the check-in luggage. Then, I was emptying my pockets before entering the metal detector, and, oh-uh! I placed it on the tray together with a wallet full of change, and nobody noticed.
Strangely enough, this trick worked for me twice; the second time it was in the US. My knife never got confiscated, but then, I got yelled at for having half-empty toothpaste.. Go figure! And even if everyone follows all their safety notices, the threats will always find their way...:
Shenyang Taoxian (SHE)
This good-looking terminal is located nearby the North Korean borders, which resulted in an unexpected adventure. It was the summer of 2017, and the NK shot a warhead into the air the night before my flight. It triggered some Chinese military activities, all civilian flights were suspended or delayed, and people in the buildings grounded. My flight eventually happened, we just didn't depart at 9am, but past 6pm. Joy of joys, but what can one do...
Vienna Schwechat (VIE)
My first impression of the airport was nice, as the building looks all right. However, the user experience during the first visit (2017) was lacking. After about 10 minutes of standing in a queue to an ID check, my counter closed. Moving to the next one, I wondered why I tend to pick the slowest line — in grocery stores, airports... And this got real, as the counter I moved to closed after another five minutes too. I had to stand through yet another one, which finally got me through, only to reveal the queue to the security. Holy cow, it was massive!
Then I wanted to chill on one of the benches and charge my phone. The waiting area had an abundance of plugs, but I tried eight of them, and none worked. Seriously, what is it with airports and plugs? In many cases, they are either non-working or non-existent to be safe. It makes me wondering about some power consumption stats if the passengers drain so much or what. Because it's not like you'd see many passengers taking a toaster or a fridge out of their carry-on luggage and pluggin' them into the mains, is it?
However, the airport redeemed itself in 2021, when all was smooth beyond belief. There was just one okay-sized queue for security, and the plugs worked. Moreover, nobody asked for my ID. They saw my boarding pass, and that was enough. No jokes, I did not touch the ID once during this trip. Not here when departing, not after landing. Elating!
Warsaw Chopin (WAW)
The first time I flew through here was in 2013. The good part was that this was the cheapest connection between the Midwest and central Europe at that time. The bad was that as I got out of the plane, they took me and a handful of other passengers into a small room, patrolled by a guy with a Kalashnikov, and asked questions like "Why do you want to emigrate into Poland?" I was just transferring, so after presenting my boarding passes, I was released. Still, tho; I couldn't stop thinking that they must smoked some darn material. But I also remember that they had free wifi back when it wasn't a standard yet.
Stories sometimes happen in airports. However, in most cases, airports are only the point where the story begins or ends. Below are some that took me to memorable journeys:
Bergamo Orio al Serio (BGY)
Diqing Shangri-La (DIG)
New Orleans Louis Armstrong (MSY)
Porto Francisco Sá Carneiro (OPO)
Shanghai Pudong (PVG)
Lastly, below is a few pics from other airports with no big story attached, but I still like 'em.
Abu Dhabi (AUH)
Dallas/Fort Worth (DFW)
London City (LCY)
Rome Fiumicino (FCO)
Santiago de Compostela (SCQ)
So yeah, airports. They are like pharmacies — not many people enjoy going there, but they are rather handy if you need their services. I could go on about the strange and inconsistent rules, stupid weight distribution restrictions and unequal space issues for tall people like I am. And of course, all the security weirdness. I get why the checks are in place, but when a 2hrs flight takes 6hrs, and when you see how poor their results actually are.. Oh wait, that's not where I was going with this.
The point is, airports are a part of the bigger picture. Airports are hubs that gather people of various backgrounds to put them together for a few hours, and to propel them across the world. It is an exciting event. You get to listen a safety lecture about how to stay cool in case of landing on water, or at least about how to fasten your seatbelt. And later, as the thrust glue your body into that seat, you take off, and the social experiment of being placed with random strangers begin: will you talk to them, find out their story, or will you instead read about other strangers in the on-board magazine? Or will you zone out, sleep the whole time? Will you use the airplane as a sanctuary, a place to think, establish plans, and conquer personal issues? Eventually, you land in a different world, sometimes as a different person.
Flying is a privilege, flying is grand. And airports have a good share on it.
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